do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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