Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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