yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
