Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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