Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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