nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
