did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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