So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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