if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have post one night stand depression
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