is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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