If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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