he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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