I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think I am morally bankrupt
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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