OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
