How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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