Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Quick, to the slutcave!
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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