I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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