Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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