Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
