with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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