New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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