u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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