just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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