oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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