Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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