I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Woke up backwards on a recliner
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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