pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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