Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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