sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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