Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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