"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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