But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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