He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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