In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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