so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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