What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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