We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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