From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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