It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
3pm strippers are depressing
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
