I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
it glows. i had to have it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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