Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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