dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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