Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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