I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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