In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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