Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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