new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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