So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I supernannyed him into submission
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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