Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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