Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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