"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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