this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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