I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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