Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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